2005-03-07 - 8:17 p.m.
Bahamas = Gorgeous.
Spring Break = A+ Fun Times.
Instead of putting down an entirety of details about my trip, I will put down choice memories, people, and sayings.
"Guys, I'm not going to lie... (enter whatever needs to be said)."
John = the dirty Ft. Lauderdale man who talked dirtyness to us and coaxed us into buying a time share; AKA Speaker Breath
I bought a time share... owned it for a grand total of 14 hours. After my mother found out about my purchase, I was forced to cancel the next day.
Errol = hot Jamaican bartender we befriended ... speak Jamaican to me hott stuff :) ::: sexy growl :::
Steffan = my Bulgarian stallion; a not-so-hott waiter we flirted with ... definitely suffers from ADD (HAHA) "I no buy the drink, I sell"
Blue Lagoon = the most gorgeous spot in the Bahamas; where we spent hours lying on the beach and playing in the crystal clear waters. Also where we got SUPER BURNT.
Moville guy = we saw this guy with an Iowa State sweatshirt on the first night of the cruise - turns out he lives 20 minutes from M'side. CRAZY.
The four of us took full use of Karaoke night on the ship. "If I could turn back time" "Hit me Baby one more time" and "Joy to the world" have never sounded better ;)
B Deck = we're too poor to afford a decent cabin, so the four of us lived in a tiny cabin on B deck (aka the lowest deck on the ship). Tight squeeze
"Life boat" = or should I say "small, hard to operate life RAFT" ... accomodating 8 people. We were going to share a raft with a nice family with a hottie son - the dad and I joked that we'd all die in the raft anyway. Screw going back to the depths of the ship for the life jacket. I'm stealing a life boat.
"Hey pretty lady... you like what you see? what yo price... we make deal"
"Everything on sale... 1 dollar and up"
FBI = we get to the hotel in Orlando, check in... some other dude from the cruise was checking in too. The desk clerk told him in order to get the free Universal tickets, he had to attend another time share deal - his response: "I'm going to call the FBI and report this... this is a scam... I'm pissed... boo hoo hoo... Ya'll are going to hell" or somehting like that.
Room 2045, our Orlando hotel room, which smelled of must and felt like a frickin' jungle (overly humid)
Golden China = a chinese buffet with the worst selection and tasting food in the world - puke
Universal Studios - well worth the dough - $128
HBO dirtiness - television selection including dirty pornoness... hee hee
**SPring break was overall a good time. The 27-hour trip down, and 20-hour trip back were not as bad. Gas money totalled $250 - cheaper than one plane ticket.
I think I may have forgotten some things. I'll add more later if and when I remember.
(EDIT) I remembered another one: APPLIQUE/MOTHER OF THE BRIDE - the worst dressed woman on the ship.. GAWD AWEFUL
